Michelle Jenneke Raced A Car And Reminded Everyone That No One Has Ever Extended Their 15 Minutes Of Fame Longer Than She Has

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This isn’t a hater blog. I’m a firm believer if you have a chance to make a shit load of money you take that chance every single time no matter what. Being rich is the single coolest thing anyone can do in life. But with that said, has anyone extended their 15 minutes off fame more than Michelle Jenneke? Maybe the Jersey Shore cast? Again, not complaining, but people do realize she SUCKED at running. She didn’t win shit. She showed up, looked hot, and made an entire career out of bouncing around. Only in America I guess*.

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*Cue all the people saying it’s Australia, yeah I get that, but where do you think money comes from? America, idiots.